The Meme-oir that will never be

So, Heather tagged me last week with a meme that asks for the six-word title of my memoirs. Ack. I've never been good with titles. I played with things that involved God, coffee, fantasy and lots of synonyms for all of them. My husband so helpfully suggested Life on Six Cups a Day. Like I drink that little coffee. Well, he gets to make it every morning--I guess he deserves an occasional shot. So,

I Refuse to Title Myself Anything

If you get around to reading my memoirs, which I will never get around to writing, I'll be delighted if you'll just take the time to get to know me. I'd like to get to know you. But I'm not going to give you the six word shortcut. Even if I could come up with one. Or even really wanted to.